Nigel Fiona Lyrics & Chords By Beth Hirsch

Leave the youth just as they are
For example, take our Nigel and Fiona
It's their anniversary
How's this for a plan?
First, a shower after work
Nigel's had it, he could throw
Away his mobile - all he does is slave away
But those bastards are never satisfied
She waits at home
Magazines ring Fiona
She sells their space by phone
What she would really do is design
Maybe in time...
When you're not in a hurry
When you're cool on your own
When today's good as any
Then you're ready for love
When their words never hurt you
When their words only help
Bring you home to yourself
Then you're ready for love
Next our couple wines and dines
Plus it's Friday - almost every Friday's
Curry - they will barely fight tonight
Just gifts and a kiss
Neil is standing in the queue
With the pills - for pills their
Neil is brilliant - sometimes with
A few to spare
So he sells
What harm can pleasure do?!
You check that sound?
Any club? No, the Desden'!
Their dj's in from Leeds and
They knew him before he was big
Oh yes they did!
Chorus
Their minds are high
Plus the sea is a dance floor
Fiona loves to move - Nigel watches
Her close from afar
Love hits us hard...