Nipple Bitten Off Lyrics & Chords By Ron White

What is José jalapeno on a stick? You're a sick man! And here is José Jalapeno! (crowd cheers) Good evening, José Hola, Senor Jeff Alright, it's good to see you it's good...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your...read more

I lie next to her in the bed She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed Nevermind the fact that she's dead It turns me on It turns me on Sure, she's a little cold to the touch ...read more

Call from my car to say I'll be there in awhile Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Nothing on the radio I fiddle with the dial Then I see a sign the...read more