No Pants Policy Lyrics & Chords By Leslie Hall

No pants policy if you're dancing next to me

My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days
But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret
I'm spray tan, golden brown,
Bra with wires, digging down
Hunting, trapping sugar boos
Want your lotion paws up on my hooves

Don't be roody Judy
Don't be sad Sam
Watch your chatty Kathy all up on my lady pants
I'm taking public transportation
Taking lady vitamins
I'm taking any kind of lovin as long as it doesn't end

I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your calves all surprised
I had this rule authorised
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)

(pa pa pa pa pa pa) I got my blinders on
I can't see them watching us
But if they all get winky at ya
I will make them apple sauce
Bring me your weak beats
Bring me your slow jams
I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand

Pound the floor some more
You got me thinking that I'm lovin you
Lovin the dance moves
Lovin the attitude
I can focus my vision
I'm 20/20 strong
And as long we keep dancing
You'll have to play along

I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your calves all surprised
I had this rule authorised
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah)
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me

Trust me I'm a lady
I don't even have a baby
I just wanna see a hottie with a body, cuttin loose
I don't wanna touch you much
The music makes me get so grabby
Keep the heat up
Keep the beat up
Take your pants off
I'll be happy

No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me

I wanna march with you to the beat
Watch and learn don't take a seat
We'll check your pulse later over ketchup and a tater
Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules
And according to the story wearing pants is for fools

I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs
I see your thighs all surprised
I had this rule authorised
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants (ah ah ah)
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)