Not A Fan Lyrics & Chords By Ben Folds

I'm not a fan
But I understand
If there is something
That moves you
That's not my cup of tea
It's part of what makes you beautiful to me
I'm not a fan
Like you and your friends
You're so well-read
I grew up on sugar-cereal and TV
I'm starting to wonder what you see in me
No, I'm not a fan
But maybe I could learn to be
Oh, there's always something from start
You try to tell yourself it's only small
But it's not
And it's a very thing that later on will tear it all apart
I'm not a fan
And I wonder if you really are
Or does it make you feel smart?
A boyband with class, it is just "minus the heart"
He's shaking his ass, and you call it art
I'll wait in the lobby, go meet him for real
We can all go to dinner, yeah I'll be third wheel
So go get your T-shirt signed, fangirl
I may or may not be here when you return
So, fuck you