Numbers Lyrics & Chords By Neil Cicierega

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine

Here's my number, so call me maybe
Baby

Hey kids (Here's my number)
Call 1-800-909-4300 (So call me maybe)
To hear grandpa's scary stories and join the Junior Vampire's Club
(Thirteen high)
Call 1-900-909-UFOS (So call me maybe)
This may be the most shocking phone call you'll ever make

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine
I'm sorry, the number you have reached is not in service
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Baby

I am He-Man, call She-Ra and me at 1-900-909-2233 (So call me maybe)
Get your parent's permission, there's a new adventure every day
I have the power

Call 1-900-500-5000 (Thirteen high)
When all you can think about is one thing
One sensuous people

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Eight

Who you gon' call?
Who you gon' call?
Who you gon' call?
Think you better call
Who you gon' call?
Who you gon' call?
Who can you call?

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are giving away out personal numbers
(If you call me right now, I'll give you my private number)
(Um, if you call that number, I'll give you my personal number if you call that and we'll rap)
(Here's my number)
$2 the first minute (So call me maybe)
Forty-five cents each additional minute
(Baby)
Ask your parents before you call (Here's my number)

Dial 1-900-820-8888 (So call me maybe)
And you could win the RoboCop GameBoy
(Your telephone is linked to my weapon system)
1-900-909-3500 (So call me maybe)
Get the secret clues and tips for Nintendo players
Don't let Zelda down!

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

Wait for the beep
You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
(Sorry, wrong number)

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message
And I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine

Who you gon' call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine)
Baby
Who you gon' call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe (Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh nine)
This is crazy