Oh Bo Lyrics & Chords By Bo Burnham

Spoken
I feel like hip-hop
Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know?
And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of
Misogyny
Gay panic
Fiscal irresponsibility
So I figure
If you can't beat 'em
Join 'em

Hittin' the club up VIP
I got a fake mustache and a fake ID
I look like Woolly Willy
With a really woolly willy, and I
Bypass the bouncer
Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser
Look at all of Bo's hoes
Lookin' for a ride on Bo's hose, and I
Spot a little Latino
Booty so big, call it Oprah's ego
We go do it, through it
She says "Dios mia, mi amigo!"
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth
And I bust in the back of ya
Swallow, bitch
There's people starving in Africa

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say...

You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top
But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop
Pop, pop, pop goes my weasel
Now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel
My suggestion is
You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is
Swallow when you know what digestion is
Follow Bo, the only question is
Have you been splattered before
By the Mad Hatter matador?
Cake batter, never more
It don't matter whether you're
Spanish, French, Swedish, or Cambodian
I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo
Oh Bo
Oh Bo, Bo
Oh, oh Bo
Oh Bo
Oh Bo

You think that you can handle me?
Girl, don't make me laugh
I said my junk is bipolar
It'll split you in half, yeah
And if you're lucky
I might just bring you home
And I'll have you going down
Like you're growin' an extra chromosome
And when you grab me
Don't grab me by my buns
'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-runs
I got the runs
I got the ru-uuns

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo

Spoken
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets, with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets
Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you
My success is your success
And I know you may be thinkin'
Hey, if you really believe that
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
And to that I say
Uh, chorus is comin' up

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Ugh Ugh!

You gotta fume like a tuna
I'll smell ya later
I met a fat chick
And I fucked her in an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels
It was wrong on so many levels (ugh)
It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on

Single every single
Do it every single
Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
Oooh Bo

This song's almost completed
All this little ditty needed
Instrument that's double reeded
The oboe!

Yeah
Oh Bo, play that oboe