Old Ladies Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said “I love you,” signed “Anonymous Friend” Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the...read more

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You...read more

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's...read more

Here we go again, must be delirious Can't close my eyes Sleep is just a drug, this must be serious This must be serious Does this go on and on forever Sometimes in the dark...read more

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more