Old Macdonald Lyrics & Chords By Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O
And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there
Here an oink
There an oink
Everywhere an oink oink

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O
Everybody now, real fun isn't it
Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O
And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O
With an ewwwwwewewewew
First time I did that I was at an RCMP ball
All of a sudden I discovered they were bigger than me
By a long shot, you know what I mean
Two hours later I got up and started again
Minus these two teeth
Now old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O
And on that farm he had a Volkswagen E I E I O
With a beep here and a beep there
And a beep beep here and a beep beep everywhere, beep, beep

Old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O, yodel lady, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel lady
Now old MacDonald had a farm
Brought her back now, guaranteed, I suppose
On that farm he had Tarzan alloolololololo
Look out stampede! Wild animals, E I E I O

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O
And on that farm he had the Vienna Boys' Choir
Heard from a glen outside Zermatt Switzerland
From a distance of 1000 yards
Singing Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" in the key of D
Goes like this,
(To the tune of "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee")

Old MacDonald had a farm E I O I E,
On that farm he had a spelling problem O E I O O, O E O I, O I E, frig it, A E I O U

Old MacDonald had a farm
Right on the farm no I know
What a farm, E I E I O
He had a McCulloch chainsaw
With a bllll here, and a bllll there
Here bllll, there bllll, everywhere a bllll bllll bllll bllll bllll
Frigin McCulloch all right, ah, that like a dancin, that sun of a bitch
never starts, give me a log Wayne, blllaaaaaaaaa
Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O