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Once Upon A Honeymoon Lyrics & Chords By Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

Blame Canada Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society?...read more

Gary now I know i was wrong i mest up and now youre gone Gary i'm sorry I negleted you oh i never expected you to run away and leave me feeling disinty youre my miow right now...read more

There's certain things in a person that turn you on. They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth. If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me. If...read more

I assumed he was talking to his missus When I heard him talkin' on the phone His huge tattered frame was shakin' and sobbin' You could tell he was really missin' home This...read more

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