One Trick Pony Lyrics & Chords By Jed Whitey

One, two

One, two, fuck you

One trick pony

One trick is all I got

And if that trick is lame

Well I guess the pony should be shot

I've seen tonight

Metal's not dead

Wish that it'd die

I never learn, never change

Stupid brain

Well, i'm a glorified monkey

Without the glory

I shot conornel mustard

In the conservatory

I've seen tonight

Metal's not dead

Wish that it'd die

I never learn, never change

Stupid brain

Well, good luck

'Cause i know you're gonna need it

A good record collection is no garuntee

One trick pony

I just don't wanna learn

Notes and chords, well

None of my concern

One trick pony is my middle name

Everything sounds the same

Play it again, well goddamn.

One trick pony

You may have already guessed

I won second prize in a beauty contest

I've seen tonight

Metal's not dead

Wish that it'd die

I never learn, never change

I got a stupid brain

One trick pony

I just don't wanna learn

Notes and chords

None of my concern

One trick pony

It's a little lame

Everything sounds the same