One Ultra Lame White Boy Lyrics & Chords By The Dandy Warhols

I like to eat,
I like somewhere to sleep.
But I don't like to work,
I just really like to talk about it.
I tried it at first
But my boss was a jerk
He wasn't smart enough to see
I'm so much smarter then him.

Am I lazy?
Am I just being a fuck?
Am I crazy?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Am I'm lazy?
I'm not the only one,
I'm not the only one,
I'm not the only one.

I can't get going
When I'm knowin' what I'm gonna get.
And I know that there's something
That I gotta get done now.
I'd rather be hackin',
Smoking reefer and slackin'.
If I wasn't so smart,
I could be working at a coffee cart.

Am I lazy?
Not just being a fuck
Am I crazy?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Am I'm lazy?
I'm not the only one,
I'm not the only one,
I'm not the only one.