Open Me First Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names ...read more

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty Shaking that booty, I...read more