Oregon Logger Lyrics & Chords By White Guys Jumping

Television watching everyday is the shit! But check it, I can be it: "This is cool, and you have to buy the things that I advertise!" What we gonna do? "Watch some TV!" What...read more

Can't get any decent sleep... scary noises, insects creep. They are cheeky, and I say: "I will kill you with my spray!" Bad mosquito, bad mosquito bites me and it sucks!...read more

Ejaculation is fun: It's like shooting with a gun! Aiming at some stuff... Stroke me hard and then take your time, Blow me, hooker, now take my slime!...read more

I'm gonna count to 3 before I start. This is gonna make me look like I'm smart: 1 2 3, yabbada dee-doh-dee! Check out my flow, it reeks like my pee. Now is the time...read more

Sometimes I wonder why the hell am I even here at all Every morning I get up to fall I work so goddamn hard trying to make them pieces fit But everything I do it just ends up shit...read more