Our Dog Fred Lyrics & Chords By The Fivepenny Piece

"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together One each end and steady as we go." Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea and ...read more

They came down from Meekatharra In a burned-out blue FJ That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade Right next door to Bondy's When the smoke had cleared a voice said: ...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

[Both]Here we are out of cigarettes [LR] Holding hands and yawning [DM] Look how late it gets [Both]Two sleepy people by dawn's early light [Both]And too much in love to say...read more

You keep telling me I'm no good And you say you can show me the way I don't want to do as I should And I'm tired of hearing you say Who's a naughty boy? ...read more