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I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. (menacing voice) Ever since first man has walked this...read more

Picture a child sitting next to a projector, Learning from your films to become a much better director. Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine, Who can block bust all over...read more

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll...read more

All my life I have been searching for the fabled promised land With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand in hand Through the trials and tribulations and the...read more

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind... and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, ...read more