Pan Galactic Crisis Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

I'd like to go to Scotland I'd like to wear a kilt I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thighs...read more

(spoken) Knowledge. I mean, fuck it, you know? I don't know, and I don't wanna know. I get so tired sometimes I can't hardly believe it. I don't know how to deal;...read more

Silverstein Now you know some fellahs, they want fame and fortune Yeah, and other fellahs they just wanna swing But all I wanted all my life Was a TV set and a truck and a...read more

It's a putrid nightmare It's a putrid nightmare It's a yellow dandelion It's a yellow dandelion It's a caramel candy apple It's a caramel candy apple It's a ticket to...read more

There was a boy made out of china, Bone China. Very fragile boy. It was stupid to make a boy out of bone china, What do you expect? He's not going to be good at any sports. One...read more