Penny Wise Lyrics & Chords By Buzz Hawkins

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more

I Went down the local pub the other night A pint of mild there in me sight Up approached a southern geezer he Said "Have a Bacardi Breezer" I said I hope your joking son...read more

Regular bin collections Occassional sunshine Horizontal rain It's the North, innit It's where you'll pay less for a pint And there's big prize bingo every night In the...read more

Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A...read more

The lights were groovy colours, the band was playin' slow. We danced just one dance together then she said "I've gotta go now!" I brushed away a teardrop and followed...read more