Pillsbury Doughgirl Lyrics & Chords By The All-american Rejects

"Damn, girl! Shanaynay, come over here, look at dis ho."
"Ooh, baby. Look at you, all pasty like a pillsbury doughboy."
"Make me want to poke you in the stomach and go 'ah-ho'."
"Pssst! Shanaynay, you bet' be watchin' out for you cholesterol."
"Did you say cresentroll? Mmm. I'm sorry, baby, you just need a tan."

People say, everyday that she's taking you away
And that we should leave her
Everytime I see her
I ask you why, and did she lie, about those times with all those other guys?
I could see it a mile away, yeah, you're with her everyday

The nights that you just missed
The things that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run, away (away)

He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper, his heart races faster, just for her
Why can't we be like we were?

First you, skip but now you slip
Sure is sad seeing a guy thats whipped
Just a puppet to sink below, she's using you all for show
Back in the day, we'd come and play
But now you're asking if you may
Can't you see that she's not the one?
She can't even see the sun

The nights that you just missed
The things that you promised
They never stay (stay)
She's never seen the sun
She wears shorts and I run away (away)

He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper, his heart races faster, just for her
Why can't we be like we were?

I'll ask her, will she rip my heart right out
If she hurt me once again? (will you ask her?)
I'll tell her, that's not what I'm all about
I'll stop hurting all my friends, we're okay

He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back
Please give me my friend back
He's dating Casper, his heart races faster, just for her
Why can't we be like we were?

He's going away
Away
Why can't we be like we were?