Pocket Toys Lyrics & Chords By Sam Kinison

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these...read more

Right about now I think it's time you explained to everybody The real reason you wear this chain around your neck tight Yo, yo this Puff Daddy number 1 6 double 0 3 0 5 0 ...read more

Chicago Chicago 18 I Believe (Bill Champlin) I used to be the first one to cry So afraid of a lonely tomorrow. Heartache was all that I had To call my own- so all alone. ...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car......read more