Poop On Me Lyrics & Chords By Longmont Potion Castle

Customer: (entering the bookshop) Good morning. Proprietor (John Cleese): Good morning, sir. Can I help you? C: Er, yes. Do you have a copy of "Thirty Days in the Samarkan Desert...read more

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more

Thirty days have Septober, April, June and Nowonder, All the rest have peanut butter All except my dear grandmother She had a little red tricycle I stole it hahahaha I am in...read more

She's a young girl Talking about herself (You can't stop her) She's a young girl Talking about herself (She keeps on talkin') She's gonna break your heart ...read more

Yeah. You're either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show. You're the love of my life, But it cuts like a knife, And I feel that I'm being misled. See, I'm a...read more