Professor Schnoodle Lyrics & Chords By Robbie Schaefer

[Whistled introduction] There was once a farmer, walking down the road whistling a tune to himself. He said, "Dog-gone, I wish I had some words to that tune. But all I've got is the...read more

When I was just a wee little lad, Full of health and joy, My father homeward came one night And gave to me a toy. A wonder to behold it was With many colors bright And the...read more

What’s black (what’s black)? And what’s white (what’s white)? And red all over (red all over) Everyday (everyday) It’s the newspaper mama, newspaper mama ...read more

Just like the inside of any big shop, people were everywhere, Suddenly business was brought to a stop when a terrible yell hit the air... [chorus] ...read more

Mm-mm - very nice Toffee apple, nice and licky, one for Judy, one for Nicky Crunchy munchy, very sticky, don't forget to clean your teeth Toffee apple, nice and licky, one for...read more