Pub Joke Song Lyrics & Chords By Richard Digance

You were never any good with money. You couldn't even hold a job, Not steady enough for the office, Not hard enough for the hod. You'd rather be riding your Norton Or going...read more

Sir Eglamore was a valiant knight, fa la lanky down dilly, He took up his sword and he went to fight, fa la lanky down dilly, As he rode o'er hill and dale, all armored in a...read more

Shotover river, your gold it is waning It's weeks since the colour I've seen But it's no use just sitting and Lady Luck blaming So I'll pack up and make the break clean ...read more

Up London City I made my way, up Cheapside I chose to stray, where a fair pretty maid I there did meet, and I greeted her with kisses sweet. (x2) I was up to the rigs, down to...read more

Now as I rode out over London Bridge On a misty morning early I overheard a fair pretty maid A cry for the life of her Geordie "Go bridle to me a milk white steed Bridle me a...read more