Purgatory Dating Lyrics & Chords By Judy Tenuta

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake So I...read more

Harry was a contented dog. but he awoke this morning and something was very wrong. he couldn't be bothered to beg for mid-morning biscuits. he couldn't be bothered to roll over and rub...read more

Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live That's the ticket That's the way of the world That's the spirit 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 ...read more

These hands were strong once, they held my head and what’s inside I tried to train them to stop the shaking, but they wouldn't listen to these lies There's something out...read more

"O get him out of there!" What if it cost 25c to wake up in the morning? A dollar, ten dollars? I'd pay it all the way to the poor house. It's not made if it's made in Roanoke....read more