Quad City Quandry Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

Beer belly blues... what color are my new shoes... 'cause my feet & belt buckle are things I rarely see. My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans, ...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

Parody of "My Town" (written by Jeffrey Steele and Reed Neilsen recorded by Montgomery Gentry) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark (recording) Track 3 ...read more

Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed ...read more

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer...read more