Redneck Aphrodisiac Lyrics & Chords By Trailer Park Troubadours

In the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probably knew her well She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story...read more

My brother makes the noises for the talkies, There's not a single noise that he can't do: If you've forgotten what a parrot's squawk is – Our Rod can demonstrate that noise for...read more

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny (I'm horny) If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede ...read more

All the elevator Buttons Oh so Incredibly High I stand today for the midget At the size of a regular Guy Let Me Hold You Little Man As the parade passes by Let Me Hold You...read more

In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts And we marched along together...read more