Redneck Jokes Lyrics & Chords By Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Santa is a redneck because his house still has the wide load sign on the back. Santa is a redneck because he has some roadkill in sack. He is a redneck cause he makes toy trailers....read more

Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller/Cledus T. Judd, Foray/Caretaker Music (BMI)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) Been together four years and have five kids So we...read more

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth (What?) Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth Then I'd wish you a funky...read more

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter...read more

Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what....read more