Reindeer (dialogue) Lyrics & Chords By Jim Carrey

Alright!
You're a reindeer, here's your motivation!
Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you.
Then one day Santa picks you, and you save Christmas.
No forget that part, we'll improvise!
Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey
You hate Cheistmas! You're gonna steal it!
Saving Christmas was a lousy ending.
Way to commercial!
ACTION!
(Scuffle noise)
BRILLIANT!
You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!
Cut, print, check the gate moving on!