Requests Lyrics & Chords By Victor Borge

"This next song is dedicated to all the cop outs in the world. My friends mostly, including me." It was Sat night at the slammer The gavel was falling like a hammer As they...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to...read more

Dicks, and butts, will kiss dicks butts kiss Dicks and butts will kiss This is an event you wont want to miss It's a break for christmas Piss me off and you're not on my list ...read more

Bears don't dig on dancin' They just don't dig it Bears don't dig on dancin' Horses don't mind being ridden Dogs just love to do our biddin' Mice find mazes quite relaxin' ...read more