Retard Calls Walmart Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

Her mouth goes on and on and on and on and on and on... etc. Sold out show, overseas. Three girls from Texas, sellin millions of their CD's. ...read more

She slept with Texas and Oklahoma She used to live with Arizona She's been on top of New Mexico She's been to bed with Louisiana And under lower Alabama But tonight...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on ye little forner C Ome and...read more

I thought my CD was done But that's not what they say "Do an insult track, we need it for radio play" Cram in the names, I'll take a long hard pee Time to mess up the biz like...read more