Rhinestone Cowboy Lyrics & Chords By Radiohead

Daz: Yee-hah!
You cheeky bastards
D A Z here, my old mate rik
Listen who the fucking hell do you think you are?
Trying to download this off the net
We just wont allow it
Why don't you go and part with 2.99 of your hard earned
'int that right rik?
Rik: certainly is Daz
Daz: I'll tell you what we'll do
Because we're like this we'll let you have 10 seconds of the chorus before we talk again
Original: "like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers coming over the phone"
Daz: Alright listen up you lot
Cos er I'm just fucking fed up of this
make sure you check out
www.rikkianddaz.com
especially kids corner
It's your indispensible guide to a better criminal life
Also check the album
What's the album called rik?
Rik: Are you ready for this?
Daz: I certainly am what you gonna do?
Exactly caught you out there didn't I love
So "Are you ready for this?"
It's out on Serious Records
Thats if you can be bother paying the ad batch
the tight fisted bastards
Original: "Like a rhinestone cowboy
Giddy up, giddy up"
Daz: Right it's time for us to go now
But before we go rik wants to say a few words rik!
Rik: I love you all
Right so don't forget November the 11th
It might be November the 18th
'cos the bastards are messing us about
also don't forget you can catch us on the Smash Hits tour
where we appearing on that rik?
Rik: Fuck knows
Daz: Exactly
but wherever it is we'll be a pile of shite and we'll be put on first cause we're crap
and we'll stink the joint out
Au reviour
Rik: Daz has gone everybody
he's got a 12 o clock with his trumpet or other
I think he's just nicked my car as well
So erm er buy this record
Enjoy the MP3, what's left of it
Daz: oh oh oh I think I'm gonna blow
oh it's beautiful oooh
Rik: Listeners I can't apoligise enough
please buy the record you wont get any of this crap on it
Daz: Er also listeners just incase there are any homosexual fans trying to download
please check out our managers websites thats gayjoe@gayjoe.com
Rik: He's waiting for your call
Daz: 0794...
Original: "It's your last chance to sing come on
like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers coming over the phone"