River Lyrics & Chords By King Missile

I'm sitting on this fucking pier again
I love this fucking pier
I love looking at this river
The water is fucking beautiful
I love watching this beautiful fucking sun setting over New Jersey

The reflection of the beautiful fucking light
From the beautiful fucking setting sun
On the beautiful fucking water
It's fucking beautiful

So fucking still
So fucking peaceful
Fucking beautiful

Except when a stupid fucking jogger run by
I hate these fucking joggers
I'm trying to have a nice meditative fucking experience over here
Appreciate the fucking silence and the calm
And these fucking idiots running past me every fucking couple of minutes
Where's the fucking fire, you fucks?
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit and fuck you too!
Fuck each and everyone of you fucking joggers!
I mean, it must be nice for you to run in such a pretty fucking setting
But you can't even fucking enjoy it because you're running
You might as well be jogging in the run or in a fucking bike lane
Except don't jog in the fucking bike lane because you're being in the fucking way,
Fucking idiot fucking joggers
Now I'm all fucking distracted, what the fuck is wrong with you fucks?
Go fuck yourself

Where the fuck was I?
Oh yeah
The river
Really fucking nice and peaceful
The fucking seagulls and the boats
And there's another fucking jogger, fuck this fucking shit
I should just go fuck myself and die right fucking now
I hate you fucking jogging fucking fucks!
But this river
This fucking river
It's fucking amazing