Rock Vocal Power Lyrics & Chords By Butch Walker

Hello and welcome to the instructional audio series of
Rock Vocal Power, shout
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You too will be able to sing like the pros
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Used by virtually all of today's chart-busters
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When I can't sing at all?"
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You'll get one instructional method
And this method breaks down the techniques
Of today's hot vocalists
So that you can learn at your own pace
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The Cookie Monster
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