Romantisch Lyrics & Chords By Brigitte Kaandorp

Ja ik heb bolletjes in mijn hol Ik zit met bolletjes boordevol Met bolletjes in mijn hol Passeer ik fluitend de douanes Met m'n afgeladen anus Met die bolletjes in mijn hol ...read more

Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll...read more

My husband came home Friday with a brand new motor car, He told me I could drive it- I said "Brian, you're a star!" We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag, Then of...read more

Here I go again with my big mouth Spouting off like I got something going I wrote a show and it's playing tonight? I'm so full of shit man, what was I thinking? I got to write...read more

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more