Rush Limbaugh Lyrics & Chords By Bill Hicks

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999, i have one piece of advice for you, No matter what a stripper tells you, There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE! Oh,...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more