S2e01 Lyrics & Chords By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant And Karl Pilkington

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a club But that presumption nearly got me in trub I pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her house She had posters up of McFly and...read more

When I came home the other day My Mum couldn't look me in the eye When I checked under my bed I found the reason why My pile of rhythm magazines Was nowhere to be seen I...read more

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OK But while shopping in Tescos I noticed one day She was having a scratch of her snatch She looked in discomfort with her itchy old...read more

I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your...read more

I've been thinking about just one thing Since Christmas time last year When I got off with you at the Christmas do After eight pints of beer You must have been the worst for...read more