Saddam Calls From Heaven Lyrics & Chords By Tommy & Rumble

It's the story of an ugly lady who was bringing up 3 semi-ugly girls All of them had pubies like their mother The youngest one in curls It's the story of a fag named...read more

You say that you and me together Is a good idea. You say you'd do anything for me. That's just what I wanted to hear. Baby, you said that I could do it anywhere and...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

(spoken) Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house? Some idiots keep saying Triumph. Well, I have some news for you. There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house. The ultimate...read more

Young man puts the girl on her back and says "spread 'em" Sticks his nose in her crack since she let him Took his very first whiff He went sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...read more