Saint Gratus Lyrics & Chords By Beatnik Turtle

Well, the pizza biz ain't what it used to be, It's a dangerous job for a boy like me. Jay-walkers stare like you lost your mind, Speed-traps ahead of you, muggers behind. I've...read more

If I could fly I'd fly so high that you couldn't see me And if I could fly I'd fly so high that you'd want to be me And if I could fly I'd fly today And if I could fly I'd fly...read more

An ant crawls at a rate of one foot per minute on a rubber band The band is one yard long and stretched at a rate of one yard per minute If the ant begins at one end of the band ...read more

People wore dumb hats And they fell in love Cities were good things Someone was president Nobody drank But they danced just the same It was over so fast No one gave it a name ...read more

When I was a kid My dad had pictures of these clowns He hung them on my wall And wouldn't let me take them down I didn't understand then And I still can't figure out What...read more