Salmonella Lyrics & Chords By Nick Helm

See the man in the corner of the tap room The froth from the beer is on his lip And it's rose-coloured where the skin is glowing And the domino is at his fingertip And he prays...read more

The first time I went back to homeroom from the hospital I thought that being more embarrassed was impossible But God, the second time it really turned my stomach Now I'm the...read more

(La la la, la. La la la, la. La la la, la. La la la, la) I love my friends cos they've got no standards, Morals or ethics in the quest for bragging rights. We take a plane...read more

To Moscow I came seeking fortune But they’re making me work til I’m dead The bourgeoisie have it so easy The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread The people of Moscow are...read more

I saw a dead fish on the pavement, and thought "what did you expect" There's no water round here, stupid, should have stayed where it was wet... ...read more