San Francisco International Lyrics & Chords By Mystery Science Theater 3000

She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers still her favorite trick ...read more

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

I assumed he was talking to his missus When I heard him talkin' on the phone His huge tattered frame was shakin' and sobbin' You could tell he was really missin' home This...read more

There's certain things in a person that turn you on. They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth. If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me. If...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more