Say Accio Lyrics & Chords By Insane Ian

There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little pubic souvenir upon my Irish Spring There's a hair on my soap It's curly, long, and fine There's a hair on the soap ...read more

I don't have to tell you how much it sucks to be shot in the face So I guess I'll save some time by not even writing this song at all ...read more

The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus strand That leads from Falco to Ayn Rand With stops at Chad and Spain While nine fat popes and two wet Jews Guffaw and grunt...read more

I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather...read more

My wife Is made up of some parts She’s got a lot of hair She’s got a couple nostrils I think she’s got a spleen She argues with the fridge And assaults my Barbeque...read more