Scarborough Lyrics & Chords By John Valby

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah),...read more

I walk up to the police, in Detroit city, and I'm like "Excuse me officer, I'm tryna find some weed" And he's like "Shit, so are we! Why don't you roll with me? We're gonna...read more

Let's do it! Hot Jumping Beans Girl, no matter what I do I’m gonna make you love these Hot Jumping Beans So sad that you don’t care a thing about These jumping beans ...read more

Adam YOLO Andy YOLO, you only live once The battle cry of a generation This life is a precious gift So don't get too crazy It's not worth the risk Adam You know...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) I should like to consider the folk song, and expound briefly on a theory I have held for some time, to the effect that the reason most folk songs are so...read more