Scousealphabet Lyrics & Chords By Harry Enfield

Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow, Though she tried she couldn't get the hang of it somehow. The farmer looked at Lucy and murmured with a frown, "Well you just hang...read more

Its the time of year Now that Spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ate In a...read more

You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street His badge...read more

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And I'm feeling lonesome and blue, And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow, My thoughts keep straying to you. And as the horse...read more

The conclave entered into the room. Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom. Their votes was unanimous. The horror instantaneous. Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but...read more