Segues Lyrics & Chords By Doug Benson

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

Dear Diary Today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better ...read more

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more