Senior Citizen Scams Lyrics & Chords By Longmont Potion Castle

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call; They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead puppies aren't much fun. My puppy died late...read more

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

Thirty days have Septober, April, June and Nowonder, All the rest have peanut butter All except my dear grandmother She had a little red tricycle I stole it hahahaha I am in...read more

I'm a rich and famous doctor I always knew I'd be An expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda: Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If you get...read more