Sensuous Brunette Lyrics & Chords By Ron White

I've been married nine years. thats one story. my wife has been through everything. I've learned some shit bout marriage. never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother. if...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It...read more

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'? I said 'no ma'm, it's a Kenny...read more