Sex Club Lyrics & Chords By Margaret Cho

Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four. Stitch by stitch, stitching it together. Deadline looms, don't you know the...read more

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee?...read more

I'm a blood I'm a baller You can call me nigga Ain't no trackin' green like squad nigga It's no joke She frostin' like flakes And when I go out It's like easy babe ...read more

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I...read more