Shaniqua Lyrics & Chords By One Track Mind

"Hello? Na na she don't live here man.
I thought I told you! I think you need to step off aight!?"

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike
And he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room, and it's a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling every time I take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe
Can't get any of my work done
'Cause people keep calling with the same damn question:
"Hello. Is Shaniqua there?"
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is Little T
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone
And don't call back again
'Cause if you do, you know the answer, man:

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits?
A movie star with inflatable tits?
Does she take the train or drive in the car?
Work in the office or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be albino, for all I care

Hello. Is Shaniqua there?
Yes, she is, but she can't talk now
She's busy milking our purple cow
And talking to the Easter Bunny
Man, you think you're funny
Shut up, Beavis
I told you six times before
Shaniqua don't live here no more

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Checked my machine on Friday, there were 22 messages
Man, I can't win at this -- one said:
"This here's for the kid living with Shaniqua
You want that trick, you can keep her"
Will this ever cease so I can get some sleep?
Shaniqua moved out, leave a message at the beep

"Yo...
Shaniqua...
I love you. Call me."

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!