Shaped Like A Pear Lyrics & Chords By Walter Mitty And His Makeshift Orchestra

You used to watch me while I'd drive, but now all you watch is how many exits until you're home. It shouldn't be this forced to not act so upset every time I hear your name. ...read more

What'd you do when I was gone? I pretty much just hung around. Did you get any work done? I said "no, I just hung around..." ...read more

So I dip this pen in arsenic I write a song for every president that won't ever get shot in the face And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives I walk down to the court...read more

I'm so tired of waking up tired Well, it's trite to say I've tried to change Why can't my legs act on the same wavelength With hands that relate? And everyone is...read more

I feel fine when the suns alive I feel fine when my body's warm You feel fine fucking all the time You fucking feel cold It's just the kids this days They make me feel so...read more