Shorty Said (gordon Voidwell Remix) Lyrics & Chords By Das Racist

shorty said
Carlos Mencia
Fuck Carlos Mencia
I said take notice, and ma please focus
I look like him
George Lopez
Shorty said I look like
Mario Lopez
With no lats, and no traps and no pecs
And no abs
Shorty said I look like Cro-mag
No man, that's a cave man
She told me I was racist at
the rave, man
I look like a Cro-mag too, man
Rasta
, half pasta, no Ragu, man
Shorty said I look like
Slash
with no hat on
She asked if I had a
spot where we could get our smash on
Shorty said I look like
Devendra Banhart
Shorty said I look like that
dude from Japan's art
You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers
Shorty said I look just like
Egyptian Lover
Yeah, we was kicking it
You chillin, ma
Shorty said I look like a chubby
Jake Gyllenhaal
I said, this ain't "Brokeback"
broke mack
Type so hard, I'm now typing on a broke Mac
Book Air
, well girl you look here
And we fly high
Latino cop on CSI
-I-I
Shorty said I look like the guy
Who did that song "La Bamba"
What was his name?
Ay-carumba!
I don't even know, shorty wanna do the
rumba
I said that was dumb, thu
Wait, shorty said I look like
Osama
Obama
minus the drama
Shorty wanna meet my momma
Shorty said I look real calm
And maybe I got good karma
Shorty said I look like
Aditya Pancholi
Chunky Pandey
Deepak Tijori
John Abraham
Shahrukh Khan
Amitabh Bachchan
Salman Khan
Amir Khan
Kader Khan
Genghis Khan
Irrfan Khan
eloheinu
Shorty said I look like the dude from the
Passion of the Christ
Jesus Christ
smell like beans and rice
Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ
Yeah, shorty said it twice
Shorty said I was nice
shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse
Shorty said I look like
Bob Weisz
Shorty said I look like
Swizz Beats but like
Minus the ice
Shorty said I'm nice, yeah shorty said it twice
Shorty said I look like
Shaun Bridgmohan
I said maybe I might just look like just
Mohan
Broham
Rohan
ninja
that she with ain't this
And shorty said I act like a
gay David Banner on acid
Shorty said I look like
I work in a garage
Turtle from Entourage
And she looks like Sloan
Shorty don't say much, shorty just moan
And that's cause I'm a freak, yo
Shorty said I look like
Richard Grieco
Greco
Shorty said I look like
Art Deco
Shorty said I look like the
gecko from the Geico commercials
Plus the caveman too
She hurt you too?
She hurt a lot of fools
Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools
Shorty said I look like the
dude who cuts her roses
She forgets his name but she
supposes it was Moses
Moises
Shorty asked why all the
boys-es
from all those places have such strange names and faces
das racist
I told her das racist
I told her das racist
I told her das racist
I told her das racist, she likes me
cause I'm tasteless
bracelets
and we hit it in her momma's basement
her gay sister's dark room
Shorty says I look like a cartoon
Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit