Simon Is Fat Lyrics & Chords By Theory Of Kris

[i]Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning![/i] Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym I wanna be a...read more

This is the story Of a guy called Ben Six-string visionary In a group called Fren- Zal Rhomb, they were The greatest in the land That was of course until Ben did leave the band ...read more

I'd wash the car of an A&R man from Polygram Or mow his lawn while he was on vacation Perform complex oral sex acts upon the staff Of any popular radio station ...read more

Your condescending smile And Lego man hairstyle Make you the darling Of the brain dead rank and file But look out, I'm about to expose your evil little game Ray Martin has a...read more

When you're away Things never ever are quite the same Nothing is cool, everything is lame It leaves me with a bitter taste There is piss in my Weetbix There's ear wax...read more